"Toilet"

Today, I walked past Gorilla Coffee on 5th Avenue in Park Slope and saw an actual entire toilet on the sidewalk directly in front of the store. It looked as if someone had left it out on the sidewalk to be picked up by the garbage company (or maybe they're trying to send Gorilla Coffee a message). There's a nasty rumour going around that the owners of Blue Sky Bakery placed it there. I wonder if it's true.